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1000 Dad Jokes

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1000 Dad Jokes by Hayden Fox Book Resume:

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite! 1000 Dreadfully Good Dad Jokes that will keep everyone either laughing or groaning for hours on end! Also makes for a perfect Father's Day gift. Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some dreadfully good entertainment!

Dad Jokes: The Cheesy Edition

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Dad Jokes: The Cheesy Edition by Dad Says Jokes Book Resume:

THE BESTSELLING SERIES The most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes, returns with another collection of hilariously cringe-inducing gags for you to share with friends and family. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with close to 3 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another nine platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme page @Pubity with its 20 million followers. This is his third book. Q: What do you call 52 pieces of bread? A: A deck of carbs

Bad Dad Jokes

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Bad Dad Jokes by Willow Creek Press Book Resume:

The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.

Bad Dad Jokes

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Bad Dad Jokes by Jack Norton Book Resume:

Warning: reading this book has been known to cause eye rolls, sighs of disgust and severe allergic reactions to those with a distaste for corn. So sit back, relax and get ready to laugh your butt off at this horribly bad collection of dad jokes, redneck puns and classic one liners from the days of vaudeville. You’ll be the coolest dad at the barbeque, the silliest guy in the office or the most loved (hated?) neighbor on the block if you use these jokes in your everyday life. By the way, what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Dad Jokes

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Dad Jokes by Trisha Sofa Book Resume:

We've all heard Dad Joke. They've been received them with groans, eye rolls, and begrudging laughs. Dad jokes are both beloved and despised- like corny puns, they're funny because they're so not funny. But what makes a dad joke different from a regular pun? The signature of a dad joke is that it's utterly uncool. Grandma may be the queen of nonsensical sayings, but Dad is certainly the king of cheesy jokes. But dad jokes aren't just for dads. There's no better way to diffuse tension or create a comfortable, playful environment than with a corny joke, and these ironic and hilarious one-liners are great icebreakers for all ages. Not only are these jokes sure to lighten up a crowd, but they're actually funny and guaranteed to earn some chuckles. Beat dad at his own game at the Thanksgiving table when you're armed with these clever dad jokes. Add these clever one-liners and puns to your repertoire and you'll be on your way to matching dad's pun-king status in no time.

Dad Jokes

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Dad Jokes by Garret Thompson Book Resume:

We've all heard Dad Joke. They've been received them with groans, eye rolls, and begrudging laughs. Dad jokes are both beloved and despised- like corny puns, they're funny because they're so not funny. But what makes a dad joke different from a regular pun? The signature of a dad joke is that it's utterly uncool. Grandma may be the queen of nonsensical sayings, but Dad is certainly the king of cheesy jokes. But dad jokes aren't just for dads. There's no better way to diffuse tension or create a comfortable, playful environment than with a corny joke, and these ironic and hilarious one-liners are great icebreakers for all ages. Not only are these jokes sure to lighten up a crowd, but they're actually funny and guaranteed to earn some chuckles. Beat dad at his own game at the Thanksgiving table when you're armed with these clever dad jokes. Add these clever one-liners and puns to your repertoire and you'll be on your way to matching dad's pun-king status in no time.

Best Dad Jokes

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Best Dad Jokes by Walid Djw Book Resume:

You're looking for a unique, personalized, make your own gift for your Dad? So this Father's daybook is the perfect gift. Give Dad a personalized and unique gift that he will treasure! Dads. They're famous for their jokes. In an effort to make you smile, or sometimes groan, dad's are known to pull your leg and turn every situation possible into a joke. The puns, the literal understandings, and the special perspectives dads have on life are the sources of all dad jokes. There's something comforting about dad jokes. Perhaps you're here for that very reason - you'd like a laugh from a good old dad joke. Or maybe you're here for revenge and ammunition to shoot back at dad when he uses his amazing joke skills on you. Or maybe you're a dad yourself, looking to beef up your dad joke repertoire. Whatever your motive, this is the book for you. With 150 bad dad jokes to read through, you're certain to enjoy a few chuckles, make a few faces and let out a few groans by the time you get to the end. We sure hope you enjoy these dad jokes! Contents -Best Dad Jokes -Hilarious Dad Jokes -Cheesy Dad Jokes -Really Terrible Dad Jokes -Stupid Dad Jokes This book for Dad is perfect for: *Father's Day *Grandparent's Day *Dad's Birthday Gift *Dad's Valentine Gift *Dad Appreciation Gift *Dad fill-in-blank book from Kids *Dad fill in the book from Adult Daughter *Dad fill in the book from Adult Son *Kid Gifts for Dad *Dad Christmas Gift *And for any type of Occasions Surprise your Dad with a unique personalized gift today!

Bad Dad Jokes

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Bad Dad Jokes by Bart King Book Resume:

A goofy book celebrating the Dad Joke lifestyle and packed with puns and wordplay for your favorite punster. Bad Dad Jokes covers every aspect of the most simultaneously loathed and beloved joke form of all time: the pun. Because “Dad Humor” should be practiced by everyone (regardless of age, gender, or family status) this book serves to encourage creative thinking and punning habits for everyone! Learn how to properly deliver a pun (whether written, visual, or verbal) and how to pretend you’re sorry for your Dad joke (even when you’re not). Includes: quality pre-loaded puns, the taxonomy of the different types of wordplay, and famous punsters in history and on the screen. PSA: Bad Dad Jokes is family friendly, not pun-ographic. Bart King has written more than twenty-eight books, including The Big Book of Boy Stuff, The Big Book of Spy Stuff, and The Pocket Guide to Mischief. His books for Gibbs Smith have sold more than 830,000 copies combined. He is also a 2019 winner of the Bulwer Lytton Writing Contest’s “Vile Pun” award. He lives in Portland, Oregon. Jack Ohman is the editorial cartoonist and Associate Editor at the Sacramento Bee. Ohman was a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize in 2012, and won the 2016 Pulitzer Prize for editorial cartooning. He has published ten books, many on the subject of fly fishing, inexplicably. Ohman has also won the Robert F. Kennedy Journalism Award, and virtually every other American journalism prize. It doesn't go to his head, much.

Bad Dad Jokes

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Bad Dad Jokes by Prettylauren Book Resume:

The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough)A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas.Clean family friendly jokes.The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card.Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince.This book will be a jolly old laugh for your old chap, but not so much for you.Please also note: No refunds will be given due to any embarrassment this book will cause you or if your eyes get sore from constant eye rolls.

Dad Jokes

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Dad Jokes by Jimmy Niro Book Resume:

The perfect gift for Father's Day! "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke—humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember—you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!

World's Greatest Dad Jokes

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World's Greatest Dad Jokes by John Brueckner Book Resume:

Laugh with dads, not at them, with these 200 hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns! A potato walks into a bar. All eyes were on him: this is just one example of the 200 hilariously hokey knee-slappers and puns in Dad Jokes. Tired of the same humdrum ill-fitting pants jokes, or jabs about turkeys being flightless birds? This perfect Father’s Day gift will keep the dads in your life on the pulse of family-friendly corny humor that is all new and exclusive to this book. With Dad Jokes on hand, everyone will be laughing with dads, not at them!

Dad Jokes Book

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Dad Jokes Book by I. P Happy Book Resume:

Great Gift for dad! The giver can personalise the front cover, so he can think of you while telling his cheesy, but clean dad jokes. Q. Someone robbed the coffee shop! a. You're saying they got mugged? :P Everyone loves cheesy, badly timed dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one dad, right? So, help your dad improve his collection of bad jokes that will make will you laugh and cringe at the same time. A superb Christmas gift for Dad, Father's Day Gift, or Birthday Gift for Dad.

Dad Jokes

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Dad Jokes by Lorenzo Duran Book Resume:

Dads like cheesy jokes, and that's a fact! Here are some truly groan-worthy dad jokes for you to start using (or avoiding!) right now... Some of these dad jokes might have escaped from our cheese jokes page! Dads love cringe-worthy jokes, and boy have we got some corny ones to get your eyes rolling. This dad joke collection features our top picks, guaranteed to get the whole family groaning. You know that feeling when you tell a joke, and no one laughs but you? Yeah, dads know it too. Whether you're a father looking to grow your repertoire or you're looking for jokes to beat dad at his own game, when it comes to dad jokes. Enjoy... or enjoy not enjoying!

Crap Dad Jokes

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Crap Dad Jokes by Ian Allen Book Resume:

What do you call a decomposing whale? Mouldy Dick. And that joke sums up, somewhat poorly, the 999 other jokes in Crap Dad Jokes. This is not a joke book that will make most people laugh. It is designed purely for dear ol' Dad. Following hot on the humorous heels of Porticos Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes comes this awful sequel for your parental amusement. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your silly Dad roll all over on the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to really annoy the rest of the family. In fact, the jokes are so bad, you'll probably want to tear the book up and feed it to the dog. With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day and your dad. Because he's worth it. What athlete is warmest in the winter? A long jumper.

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes

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Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes by Prettylauren Book Resume:

The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough)A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas.Clean family friendly jokes.The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card.Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince.This book will be a jolly old laugh for your old chap, but not so much for you.Please also note: No refunds will be given due to any embarrassment this book will cause you or if your eyes get sore from constant eye rolls.

Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes

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Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes by Ian Allen Book Resume:

What happened to the man with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove.You can’t keep a good Dad joke down. At the Sunday lunch table, down the pub, at the workplace, dads all over the nation are still churning out the lamest, most pathetic jokes you’ve ever heard. And we’ve gathered them all in this book. Back by popular demand, Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes is an all-new collection of Dad joke favourites. With 1000 rib-tickling jokes for every occasion, this book makes it easier than ever to have a laugh - or, more likely, a groan - with Dad.Who drives round the West Country in a camper van? Tess of the Dormobiles.What do angry mice send one another in winter? Cross-mouse cards.

Dad Jokes for Kids

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Dad Jokes for Kids by Jimmy Niro Book Resume:

The perfect Father's Day gift to laugh and celebrate together! Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly and jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family—perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers—fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time—Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts—makes a great stocking stuffer, holiday gift, or gift to share with dads for Father's Day Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.